Mom Writes Brutally Honest Christmas Card That Spills All The Beans About Her Family Members


Ileana is a writer on the Original Content team. She lives in Brooklyn, NY.lisa christmas card

The Christmas card was shared on Reddit by user PNWndn.

Within just a few days, the card had been upvoted almost 3,000 times.

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The letter read:

Landon: Our precious and super annoying 3yr old.

Whines all the time and doesn’t go to sleep when he’s told. Cries when he doesn’t get Gushers after dinner.


Most of the artwork he brings home from church nursery is awful.

Our pride and joy (and source of our drinking problem).

Hunter: Our energetic yet surprising unathletic 9yr old who just got cut from a soccer team that doesn’t even keep score in their games, I know… how does that even happen?!

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Spends most of his time on his iPad and said his first swear word this year!

Super exciting!

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Maddy: Age 18… goes over her data each month on her cell phone. 

Was grounded for two weeks this Fall after she snuck a guy in her window to “watch a movie.”

cell phones

Got fired from Sefora [sic] after tell her boss “just because I’m on the schedule doesn’t mean I have to show up.”

Wants to drop out of school to become Insta famous.

still married

Tom and Lisa: Somehow still married after 41 years.

Tom still tucks his t-shirts into his jeans and just took money from our retirement account to buy a fishing boat.

golf shoes

His golf shoes are still currently on the steps after I told him three times to take them upstairs.

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE ALLEN FAMILY!!!

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